You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if you spend Christmas day watching the Monster Jam Marathon on the Speed Channel. So, it is official, we are rednecks! Now, you might think that this is because I married a southern boy...but really, I LOVE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY'S!!!! Like, I love them!!! It was really because of me that we spent like 10 hours watching the Monster Jam including the World Cup Final in Las Vegas!!! Now the races aren't very fun...but the freestyle!!!! Yeah buddy!!! So, we had a redneck Christmas of grand proportions!!! Woot woot!!! When Lima Bean Wooten gets old enough, he/she WILL accompany me to the Monster Jam in the nearest city!! :)